turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose

is there a way to transpose a melody from a song into a text post because i’d really like to do that

myownhell:

i swear to odin, the next asshole that says “ohh you want (insert modification here), then how will you ever get a job?!?”!”

im going to look them dead in the face and say “well i guess i’ll just have to hope that my potential employer isnt a completely narrow minded arrogant fuck like you.” 

this is a lot easier said than done because of the whole fact that because america is a capitalism utopia, most businesses have an image that they want/need to uphold and thus will not hire people with radical body mods

but hey in another 5 or so years we’ll probably be at the point of social acceptance, if only because they’re becoming more and more common. america is applying the lubricant needed to pull its head out of its ass

(via staub-zu-staub)

colourfulhorses:

I believe in the green light

my car has the same engine as the 1st gen Nissan 350Z and does 0-60 in just under 6 seconds. jesus fucking christ it owns